school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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