he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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