i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
i out mim tonsoeep
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
please don't ironically join a cult
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