is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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