He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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