nut hugger
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
you win again, gameday.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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