She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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