break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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