you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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