check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
dude i'm inner monologue high
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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