is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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