Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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