I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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