We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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