just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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