dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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