just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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