Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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