dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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