Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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