Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
operation harelip BJ is a go
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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