Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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