I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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