Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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