arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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