some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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