I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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