did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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