If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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