what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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