One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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