I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
people are starting to question the shark bite story
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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