is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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