can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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