theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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