It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
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If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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