i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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