Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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