I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers