he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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