she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Randomize
