I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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