Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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