Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
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1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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