All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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