But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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