Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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