I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
