She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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