Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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