batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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