yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Welp...herpes.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
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