So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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