Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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