What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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