Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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