i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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