My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
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I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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