I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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