Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
There r osticjed everywhere
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize