fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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